Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Things To Do in Iowa in the Wintertime When You're Sick

Ah, yes... I am in the land of the living! Barely... Will take me some time to catch back up with everyone, and I apologize for being bad in advance. In the meantime, I think you'll find the following observations to be fairly self-explainitory:

  • Know that Charmin Ultra beats anything else ... uh... butts down.
  • Be sure to have lots of paper products in the house for every orafice.
  • If you want to lose 10 IQ points over the period of a week, watch any daytime TV (sorry, soap fans)
  • There is no substitute for a pile of cats - preferrably purring
  • If you sleep all day you will be up all night
  • Full moons still suck
  • Weird dreams get even weirder and involve family members, WoW characters, and blog friends - not necessarily in the same dream
  • Anything you eat will probably be attacking within 30 minutes.
  • When you think it can't get worse, it will
  • When you think you're getting better, you aren't.
  • When you go to work thinking you're cured, you will relapse.
  • Being stuck in WoW when your family "tech support and stupid question team" are working is frustrating.
  • Not being able to cuddle or kiss the spouse because you're afraid of contaminating him is the worst.
  • When you start reading romance novels, you know you're out of books.
  • Running out of books will make you certifiably insane.
  • Going for four days without showering and having Hubby not mention it once: Priceless.

I'm sure I'll think of more... for now, it's just nice to be able to smile.