Things To Do in Iowa in the Wintertime When You're Sick

Ah, yes... I am in the land of the living! Barely... Will take me some time to catch back up with everyone, and I apologize for being bad in advance. In the meantime, I think you'll find the following observations to be fairly self-explainitory:

• Know that Charmin Ultra beats anything else ... uh... butts down.
• Be sure to have lots of paper products in the house for every orafice.
• If you want to lose 10 IQ points over the period of a week, watch any daytime TV (sorry, soap fans)
• There is no substitute for a pile of cats - preferrably purring
• If you sleep all day you will be up all night
• Full moons still suck
• Weird dreams get even weirder and involve family members, WoW characters, and blog friends - not necessarily in the same dream
• Anything you eat will probably be attacking within 30 minutes.
• When you think it can't get worse, it will
• When you think you're getting better, you aren't.
• When you go to work thinking you're cured, you will relapse.
• Being stuck in WoW when your family "tech support and stupid question team" are working is frustrating.
• Not being able to cuddle or kiss the spouse because you're afraid of contaminating him is the worst.
• When you start reading romance novels, you know you're out of books.
• Running out of books will make you certifiably insane.
• Going for four days without showering and having Hubby not mention it once: Priceless.

I'm sure I'll think of more... for now, it's just nice to be able to smile.