No, I Do NOT Want to Play Nice With the Other Children

I hurt. My head hurts, my throat hurts, my eyes hurt, my tonsils (that were removed when I was 14) hurt. I cough. I sneeze. I didn't know a human body could even hold that much mucas, let alone blow it out through such a small opening in a swollen nose.

Leave me alone. I'm going to go lay down again.