Today’s Public Announcement

May I Have Your Attention:

1.) Fall harvest officially began last night at 5 o’clock CST.
2.) Due to heavy rain today, fall harvest will be postponed at least one day
3.) Friday and Saturday there is a car race out-of-town which will involve
a. Camping
b. Alcohol
c. MIL

(Not necessarily in that order)

Thank you for your attention. We'll resume our regularly scheduled program.