See the FREAK!

Once again I have shown my freakishness....

Co-worker is wandering around the office looking for his "favorite" pen. The one he swore he just had. He's looking everywhere.

I walk out of my office space and go to the counter where the pumpkin dessert has been sitting for three days. The pen is tucked out of sight between the dessert and the coffeemaker.

I don't eat dessert that's been sitting out for three days.
I don't drink coffee.
I had no reason to even think that pen would be there.

Yep. I'm that good.

Wish that talent would make me money!... Oh, and remember... it doesn't work for ME.