What's Next?

Would you please look me over? Check my back... is there a target painted there I didn't get washed off when I showered? Is there a black cloud over my head? Is "666" on my forehead? Something has to be saying it's my turn...

I get to work this morning and my brand new wireless keyboard and mouse don't work. At all. For some reason, Bluetooth thinks my license has expired? After an hour trying to get a "wired" keyboard and mouse to hook up (who knew the new computers all had wireless or USB connections and don't even come with the old keyboard connectors?) I finally was able to access my computer to download a new driver which (computer provider to remain nameless) swears will fix this problem that they've never seen before. Egads! I'm a lab rat!