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Me: Sooo, Em has a blog
Hubby: What's a blog?
Me: It's a web log - like an online journal thing
Hubby: On the internet? A web page?
Me: Yeah, kinda like that. Some people use theirs for political stuff, some for personal, it's individual
Hubby: Em has one?
Me: Yeah. She calls herself "not dorothy", you know, like The Wizard of Oz ?
Me: SIL is the scarecrow
Me: ...uh...and your mother is the wicked witch of the west...
Hubby: eyebrow raises ... oh, really?
Me: Yeah. You can never ever ever tell your mother.
Hubby: I wonder what I am...?
Me: Dad.

And for those of you who know Hubby... he never even asked if I had one...!! Very odd.