Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Unexpected Visitor

You remember Uncle Ralph? He's the dreaded relative that comes occasionally without warning and stays as long as he feels like it. He's never welcome, and always a pain - somewhere. He has no sense of timing or shame and thinks nothing of coming to visit when your really don't have the inclination to chat. He's rude and crude and ugly and smelly. He makes your life a living hell.

Damnit, Ralph! I had better things to do today.

D'you suppose it was the ham salad I had for supper? I just bought it, but I threw it away. I don't think I can face it again for awhile.