Cards Anyone?

For anyone who wants to give up their anonymity and would like some real-world contact, send me your snail-mail address via e-mail and I'll see what I can whip up before Christmas! I promise you I'm not a stalker and will not sell your address to any junk mail advertisers - no matter how much money they offer. I am not responsible for mail arriving late or damaged. I am not responsible for lack of content or humor. Most is in the eye of the beholder, ya know...?

Those of you who have already contacted me by snail mail (you know who you are) do not need to apply again. You are already on the list.