Keep 'Em Coming!

I've gotten a very few responses to my card offer... what? You don't trust me? You're afraid I'll come and getcha? What? Honest, I'm a middle-aged, midwest, very bland person that doesn't like to leave the house. It would be hard for me to get up the gumption to come stalk you...

For those of you who can't figure out my e-mail address, here it is: sesnyde@direcway.com.
Spammers, stay away please.

Remember, Christmas is coming and I'm sending these SOON, so hurry!