Kill Me Now

Just get it over with. I deserve it. I'm an idiot. Glutton for punishment. Dumb as a box of rocks. A french-fry short of a Happy Meal.

I've invited my parents, BIL and family for dinner Friday night along with the Queen (MIL - not to be confused with Queen Bee) and the Princess aka SIL. Kill me now.

If I'm lucky* the Princess will have reunion stuff to do and BIL's family will be inconveniently homebound with watery diahrrea unable to come, but I'd probably better not count on it.

*I have Irish heritage, but don't seem to have the 'Luck o' the Irish' - someone in the famn damily musta forgot to kiss the Blarney Stone, or somethin'.