Dear Co-Worker

It's not Suzy, Susie, Suza-bell, Suzy-cakes, Suzanna, Sweet-Sue, or any variation thereof you can think of. It's Sue. Or Susan, if you met me through my husband or parents.

My dear dead grandma and a few choice "older" relatives can get away with "Susie", just 'cause they knew me waaaay back then. Otherwise, please stick your silly name-calling where the sun don't shine.

We will now return to our regularly scheduled program.